love, don't leave me

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:10:16 -0400

"I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold..."

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:08:36 -0400

““I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too sensitive, too cold hearted. I’m like a collection of paradoxes.””

- Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via fuckstressmokeweed)

milfoftheyear: when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:08:16 -0400

milfoftheyear:

when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story

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Fri, 24 May 2013 23:07:56 -0400

primroseonfire: GOD DAMMIT COLE

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:08:58 -0400

primroseonfire:

GOD DAMMIT COLE

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:08:05 -0400

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:07:47 -0400

doncasturbate: my sense of style is “fuck im late” “what is this” “i love this shirt im gonna wear...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:06:45 -0400

doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

hypnus: maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:05:23 -0400

hypnus:

maybe if i sigh deep enough i’ll die

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:05:09 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth: The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:03:41 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

lardypoison: tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:03:34 -0400

lardypoison:

tiptoeing is so weird MY TOES CAN HOLD MY BODY wow

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Fri, 24 May 2013 21:03:23 -0400

juicyjacqulyn: captain-america-steve: ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 21:00:04 -0400

juicyjacqulyn:

captain-america-steve:

OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!

WRONG!

THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.

YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!

DON’T CLICK IT.

CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.

CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.

CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.

I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.

chaseyourcopaface: lets-defuse-it: thedoctor8547: dear-melina-...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:59:29 -0400

chaseyourcopaface:

lets-defuse-it:

thedoctor8547:

dear-melina-count-me-in:

luminousbehavior:

zombies-of-death-from-space:

Parkway Drive

Did they just wall of death on the equator?

omfg

I tried so hard not to reblog this. But it was just so amazing I had to.

someone wall of death with me at the equator

^I will

vvierd: i hate reblogging good things when no one is online because nobody gets to see my perfect...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:58:48 -0400

vvierd:

i hate reblogging good things when no one is online because nobody gets to see my perfect reblogging skill

societycannotdefineme: so i literally came up with the most offensive pick up line known to...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:58:38 -0400

societycannotdefineme:

so i literally came up with the most offensive pick up line known to man:

do you have lung cancer? because you’re smokin

i’m going to hell.

sonically-gallifreyan: pleatedjeans: This is What Yahoo Bought...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:57:08 -0400

sonically-gallifreyan:

pleatedjeans:

This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)

Yahoo. Go home

cybercum: hears footsteps closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:56:07 -0400

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

amsterdamnedd: this book was written thirteen years ago

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:56:01 -0400

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago